Malta: First-Time Visitor Survival Guide

I put this list together after my own mistakes on my first visit. It will save you a few unpleasant surprises.

Transport and Logistics

1. Left-hand traffic: A legacy of British rule. Before crossing the road, look RIGHT — the reflex is the opposite of most of Europe and it can catch you out.
2. Power sockets: British type G (three rectangular pins). You need an adapter — the hotel may not have spares.
3. Buses — how to board: The driver will not stop unless you wave your hand. At the bus stop, signal clearly that you want to board. Press the STOP button before your stop to get off.
4. Uber does not operate here. Use Bolt or eCabs — download both apps before you travel.
5. Traffic is terrible. 5 km in Sliema during rush hour can take 40 minutes. Always build in extra time.

Life and Customs

6. Siesta: Small shops and bakeries close between 1 pm and 4 pm. Supermarkets stay open.
7. Tap water: Safe, but unpleasant (desalinated seawater). Most locals drink bottled water.
8. Tipping: Not obligatory, but 5–10% is appreciated. Waitstaff and taxi drivers earn low wages.
9. Churches: Malta is deeply Catholic. Cover your shoulders and knees before entering — they check at the door.
10. Language: Maltese and English are both official languages. Everyone speaks English without any difficulty.

Nature and Weather

11. July–August sun: It is genuinely brutal. SPF50 sunscreen is not optional. Hat and water are essential.
12. Jellyfish: Can be a problem depending on wind direction. Check the Malta Weather Facebook group — locals post warnings about sightings.
13. Cockroaches: Big, and they fly. Common on the streets in summer — normal in a warm climate. Don't panic.
14. Sea urchins: On rocky shores — invisible underwater. Water shoes are absolutely essential.