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How to survive the buses, the heat, and the tourist traps. An honest survival guide.
Malta is small but intense. Here is how to navigate it without losing your mind (or your wallet).
Buses are cheap (€2) but famously unreliable. They run on "Maltese time." If a bus is full, it won't stop. Wave frantically if you want to get on. Download the Tallinja App to see when they might arrive.
Shops in villages close between 13:00 and 16:00. Don't fight it. Go for a long lunch.
It's safe to drink but tastes like a swimming pool (desalinated sea water). Stick to bottled water for drinking, use tap for brushing teeth.
White taxis can be pricey. Use apps like Bolt, Uber, or eCabs. They are reliable and the price is fixed.
You only pay on the way BACK from Gozo. The ride there is free. Don't look for a ticket booth on the way in.
Golden Rule: Avoid Paceville unless you are 18 and love sticky floors. For a good night out, go to Valletta or St. Julian's waterfront.
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Maklowicz's tip: rest at Upper Barrakka
“Rozsądny zwiedzający powinien co jakiś czas przycupnąć, a do tego przycupnięcia wybierać miejsca, w których siedząc również można zwiedzać.”
The essential pastizzi experience
“Pastizzi to najprostsze i najbardziej demokratyczne danie na Malcie — za pięćdziesiąt centów jesteś w raju.”
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Every article is built from real tourist discussions and enriched with tips from Monika and the community.